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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 01:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

How do I become an intelligent man?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Do you like wearing short skirts?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?

Just Forget it!

No go.

Minds and Behinds

The dogs of Chernobyl may be evolving right before our eyes - Boy Genius Report

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Why are Republicans so afraid of a strong leader like Vice President Kamala Harris? Are they worried if she becomes President she will make them look stupid?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried